Thursday, January 13, 2011

Is this yours?

I see your tracks!


There is nothing more disappointing than bad hair. A lot of people take pride in their hair, it is a part of their vanity. And people are quite vain these days. Girls especially take pride in having "good hair", nice and long. Of course they wish it was theirs but if every single girl has the same hair with the Chinese bang...ITS A WEAVE! You ain't fooling nobody. 


Nobody's weave should look like the fur on a North face coat or feel like tennis balls. 


Ungh! *Rick Ross Voice*


I feel like it's in college that you see the WORST weave jobs. I've seen tracks hanging off rusty braids just sitting behind some girls in class, like...


c'mon son *Ed Lover voice*.




 I don't want to feel like I can straight sneeze and blow your tracks out. They are supposed to be tight and secure! You can't be avoiding windy days because your tracks ain't tight. Because you tracks will get BODIED! 




I shouldn't be able to know how to get from Jamaica, Queens to Flatbush looking in the back of your head.. I SEE YOUR TRACKS!


I chose the colorful tracks because some of ya'll got colorful tracks. 


Some people just have no business wearing weaves though. If you hair ain't no longer than *snap* then #stop. If you do not have enough hair to cover your tracks on top then who are you trying to fool?!


Can you imagine how many horses running around tailless because 75% of New York City got they're mane & tails?


Now...LACEFRONTS? those are just DISRESPECTFUL. #thatisall.
Like, why don't you have a hairline?






I mean wear a weave if you feel you must, but make it a GOOD one. Stop saying its Remy when its this....


YAKI!


And some girls just keep they're weaves in for TOOO long, And they get ohdee dust and dandruff build up and all that nast. Eww son. Like the dust bunnies in your head should not be living life all normal in your tracks. 



So take out that bad weave, BUT  do not throw it out, make it useful, use it again...


 LOL !


AND DON'T DO THIS TO YOUR BABY!  >:O



BUT I do commend the sisters who take care of their hair and make sure their weave is looking correct. I just wish all of ya'll would. =/




RUN & TELL THAT! [PLEASE!]