Sideline Ho.

So I have seen this subject come up numerous times on Twitter and Facebook....SIDELINE HOS!


Okay a sideline who is defined as: 
SIDELINE HO: (n) 

Being a mistress, or just a girlfriend on the side.

Basically a home wrecking heffa, looking to snatch someone else's man! 
They can lie and front like "Oh, I didn't know he had a girl" 

#FOH

Granted sometimes they don't know and the dude let them think they are the main chick! Getting these poor women confused. They pull stunts like this....

Smooth, but TRIFLING!

OR some women know they are sidelines and don't mind that. Why the eff would you want to be a side piece? Yeah Fab said 'the entree ain't as good without something on the side' but nobody wants to be that side dish broccoli, you was blanched not steamed, aka you aint cooked, meaning we sliding you off the plate, plus, broccoli gives you gas. Women need to aim to be that steak in the middle of the plate! 

nuttin more nuttin less...

You are a sideline if you he only pick up the phone for ya ass between 9pm-6am. You only get free minutes, niggas ain't trynna use daytime minutes on you, those are for wifey. 

Sidelines don't get to meet family. They meet the homeboys, cuz homeboys don't care who you are, cuz they want to hit that too!

Wifey gets the cooked meals and the chill sessions at the crib. Sidelines only eat out, and get the last of the Doritos and skittles you left on in the car. She never sees the crib, just the wallpapers of hotels or a homeboy house, shoot her own walls. 

Nobody should want to be a sideline!

Sometimes the sidelines get a little out of hand! They try to overstep their boundaries. You agreed to be a sideline, so stay ya ass on the side! If you agree to this transaction, this deposit, ain't no cash back! Either you stay on the sidelines of get ya behind off the court, blow the whistle on that ass!

SIDELINES NEED TO REMEMBER...KNOW YOUR ROLE & SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

RUN & TELL THAT!